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desirestruth) wrote2020-01-27 09:28 pm
desirestruth) wrote2020-01-27 09:28 pm
an open post;
[Otherwise known as Absolute Nonsense.
A. Casa De Schwarzwald: For reasons known only to the whims of fate and bending spacetime, you're now on the very cold wood floor of a manor deep with in a forest so thick no light penetrates into it. Instead, the area's lit by candlelit or magical lamps, or bioluminescent plants. It's spooky as all hell.
What might be of more concern is the very unamused pale lady staring down the stairs in the foyer at you. Uh-oh.
B. The Ineffable Wisdom of Jackals: So, there's a mob after you, with torches and pitchforks. God only knows what happened, but you probably didn't deserve this. Luckily, some weirdly colored jackal yiped at you and lead you into a safe spot, so you've got time to get a breather while it gekkers at you loudly!
C. Make up your own prompt, live freely.]
A. Casa De Schwarzwald: For reasons known only to the whims of fate and bending spacetime, you're now on the very cold wood floor of a manor deep with in a forest so thick no light penetrates into it. Instead, the area's lit by candlelit or magical lamps, or bioluminescent plants. It's spooky as all hell.
What might be of more concern is the very unamused pale lady staring down the stairs in the foyer at you. Uh-oh.
B. The Ineffable Wisdom of Jackals: So, there's a mob after you, with torches and pitchforks. God only knows what happened, but you probably didn't deserve this. Luckily, some weirdly colored jackal yiped at you and lead you into a safe spot, so you've got time to get a breather while it gekkers at you loudly!
C. Make up your own prompt, live freely.]
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[She feels like she should really object more to that. But she'll just...pick Ritsuka up? Sling her over a shoulder. Um--]
Try not to scream, alright?
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[ It's not a scream! It's more like a cross between a yelp and a croak, but Ritsuka is content to dangle once she's lifted. This is a lot more familiar, in some ways. There have been multiple missions where it becomes "lift Master like a sack of potatoes and abscond from the battlefield with her like that" time. this is fine. ]
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The good news is, she's fucking terrifying so the mob around the village head doesn't know what the fuck to do.]
...Which one is he? The stench of death is too strong for me to tell.
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(No one has made a lemmings joke to Ritsuka yet. It's probably only a matter of time.) ]
Uhhh, he's the big one. The one with the bad combover.
[ Is he mad because she revealed him to be a ghost or is he mad because she doesn't appreciate his attempts at fashion? ]
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[She very gently sets Ritsuka down.
And punches that ghost man, which is surprisingly effective given he just rocketed back like 30 feet.
UH. GUESS SHE'S A ZERKER.]
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Well, hey, at least Beserkers can be more of the cannon part of glass cannon if they're utilized correctly, and Ritsuka is smart enough to not get in the way.
What she does do, though, is clap politely, because that really seems like the thing to do right now. Whoa. ]