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[desirestruth]

[a. the black forest

Hey, would you like to be in a bioluminescent forest with a bunch of thorns and the uncanny feeling something is watching you? No? Forest isn't happy with you either, as it turns out.

Which is why someone in a cloak and luminescent jackal eyes just appeared out of that bush.]

Stop.

[b. not in kansas anymore

Or, we take the option that you were simply minding your own goddamn business in your world. Quiet. Peaceful. No problems. And suddenly there is a jackal falling from the sky. Catch!]

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[desirestruth]

[BRO HER FUCKING EYEBALLS--She hisses a lot less humanlike than you'd like, and her hand shoots out to grab at the flashlight.]

Put that down.

[OH GOD IT HURTS.]

[noghost]

Look, fine, fine, I didn't expect anyone to be out here, let alone popping out of the bushes!

...hm.

[desirestruth]

You are in a forest, where else would I "pop out" from?

[She lifts the jackal mask she's wearing to rub at her eyes a bit. Owwwwww.]

How did you get in here?

[noghost]

By walking? Obviously. Network says there's maybe content somewhere, I go.

[desirestruth]

...Into the cursed and magical forest?

[Child she has concerns.]

[noghost]

Well, that's show business. Pays too little and you work too hard and half of your coworkers have some kind of addiction and something genuinely weird and insane happens once and gets you stuck with scut work for the rest of your career, you know how it is.

[desirestruth]

No, I don't believe I do.

[Tiny madam, what.]