tdm; yo ho ho

[desirestruth]

[a. the black forest

Hey, would you like to be in a bioluminescent forest with a bunch of thorns and the uncanny feeling something is watching you? No? Forest isn't happy with you either, as it turns out.

Which is why someone in a cloak and luminescent jackal eyes just appeared out of that bush.]

Stop.

[b. not in kansas anymore

Or, we take the option that you were simply minding your own goddamn business in your world. Quiet. Peaceful. No problems. And suddenly there is a jackal falling from the sky. Catch!]

Comments

[desirestruth]

Why.

[downdraft]

Efficiency.

[desirestruth]

Efficiency in what, depression and a vitamin D deficiency?

[downdraft]

Wouldn't get much use outta' more space even if I had it. Wouldn't get much more vitamin D neither. Erelhei-Cinlu's a cave city.

[desirestruth]

...I never ceased to be amazed at where humanity decides to build settlements.

[WHY ARE YOU ALL LIKE THIS.]

[downdraft]

's a drow city, not a human one. They're nocturnal, can't stand the sunlight.

[desirestruth]

And what, pray tell, is a drow.

[downdraft]

Y'know what elves are?

[desirestruth]

[Suspicious squint.

So, no.]

[downdraft]

Well suffice to say, they ain't human. A hundred-year-old human's lucky if he ain't dead. A hundred-year-old drow's not even an adult.